Go For the Gold

Since I always get a good response when I post about balls, I thought I should share this information I found via Boinkology. Richard Blakeley posted about a spur of the moment experiment he conducted by putting some Gold Bond medicated lotion on his balls. After the cool, tingly sensation began, he started to feel a bit nervous that his sack would fall off, so he went straight to the Internet for guidance. To his surprise, he found many sites that discuss the benefits of applying Gold Bond to a man's nether regions, including this headline from The Onion: “Gold Bond Spokesman Grudgingly Admits It Makes Your Balls Tingle.”

But, most brilliantly, Blakeley stumbled across a site sanctioned by Gold Bond, featuring videos encouraging men to powder their "equipment" (no, seriously, the actors in the commercials actually use air quotes). Here's the only clip I found on YouTube, but the other three are infinitely better in my opinion.

Comments

[brookezilla]

Holy mother of goodness. I have never wished I had balls before more in my life. You know, for science and experiments.

[MistressMaeve]

Yes, for science and experiments only.

[Big Al]

Note to self: Keep da barn door CLOSED.