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I don't know if it was the 4th of July fireworks, goofing off at the lake or drinking way too much gin in the middle of the afternoon — but this holiday weekend got me nostalgic for summers past. So, what did I do? I had sex in a car.

Ahhh, the good ol' days.

Well, actually, I had sex in a car up until a set of bright headlights illuminated behind us and splayed our rated-R silhouette on the side of the building we hastily parked in front of.

Needless to say, we finished up elsewhere.

What about you? Have you had sex in a car lately? Ever? Give me the make, model and circumstance.

xoxo,
MM

Comments

[Amber]

Yes, in the following:

* 1990 Chevy Lumina (my first car)
* 1994 Chevy Lumina (my mom's car - gasp!)
* Road head in a 1989 Honda Accord
* 1997 Chevy K-1500 (Rusty's big redneck truck)
* Attempted blowjob with subsequent back injury in my former 2000 Jetta
* And we recently christened my new car, a 2008 Nissan Versa, a little over a month ago

[Kazama]

- 1989 Cadilac Sedan
(making out in the back while others were driving)
- 1993 Honda Civic Hatchback (1st serious Girlfriend's car)
- 1994 Dodge Daytona
(Complete with a request from the cops to get dressed, step out of the vehicle, and get a room. Ohhh Plattsburgh.)
- 1995 Honda Civic Coupe (My first car)
- 2002 Honda Odyessy (What good is owning a van if you can't take advantage for the space and comfort it affords? Not to mention the privacy when headlights are shone through it.)

[MistressMaeve]

Amber: Subsequent back injury?! I need more info.

I can't really give away the cars that I've been in over the last couple years without compromising my anonymity, but I can tell you that the earlier years included a 1989 white Ford Escort Wagon and a 1990 blue Ford Tempo. American cars really are more comfortable...

;)

[Jay]

1984 Chevy Celebrity..

Ellie wouldn't let me come inside her house because her room was a mess, so we sat in the car in her secluded driveway for hours kissing and fondling. Happy memories.

[Dave]

I think I will give a few details along with car make and model...

My first experience in a car was when I was 16.. I just got my license and was cruising around late with my girlfriend.. We will call her girlfriend #1.. My first car was a brown, 1978 Chevy Citation.. I loved this car.. It was a piece of junk that I bought from a friend but you always love your first car. We pulled into a field, jumped in the back seat and went at it.. It was a small car so it was a bit awkward but easy enough to get the deed done. One hand was in my lunch pail on the floor, and I had one foot out the door..

My second experience was with another girl a few months later.. We will call her girlfriend #2.. And by now I have a new car.. A blue 1978 Chevy Malibu.. It was big but it was also fast.. We were driving home from the movies.. I think at this time I wasn't suppose to be driving after 9pm or something but who follows rules anyway.. At almost 17 I surely didn't... So girlfriend #2 started to unzip me and began with a little oral pleasure.. I certainly was liking this.. She then proceeded to jump over on top of me as I continued to drive.. I was a little hesitant but continued driving.. My miles per hour went from 10 to 30 and back to 10 etc.. It didn't take long, maybe 10 or so miles..

Finally my third experience happened after I was 17.. I was was a senior about to graduate.. I headed to the prom with my girlfriend... We can call her girlfriend #3.. I borrowed my uncle's car.. Black 1990 Ford Taurus.. Not sure why.. It seemed like a cool car at the time.. Not so much now but then yes.. It was a smaller taurus if I remember correctly, not the wagon type.. I think that's why I liked it.. Anyway we went to the prom, and then headed to a party.. After the first party we decided to head to the next one.. On the way my girlfriend suggested we pull over to maybe get a quick one in.. I suggested that she jump on top of me and I would continue driving... Since I had a little experience under my belt I had the confidence to try it again.. I'm sure she wondered if I would be able to drive but she slid over and jumped on board.. I remember it being real quick.. I don't think I drove 5 miles.. But I do remember keeping up with the speed limit.. I mean all I did was look over her shoulder and tried not to let her back hit the steering wheel..

I haven't thought of these experiences in a long time but after seeing your column today they popped back in my mind.. A good little reminder of some fun times from 15 years ago.. Maybe I'll ask my current girlfriend to go for a ride later..

[Lilly]

Recent fun times were had with "M", military guy. He parked his car into a field next to a line of trees on some farm. We got to third base in the car, and then the actual sex was....kinda in....kinda on....lol. It was so hot.

No damn clue what the car was. Some little blue sports car thingie. Perhaps a corvette, or similar.

[Bob Kilpatrick]

My first car was a '71 VW Bus with a shag rug, a bed in the back and fake rabbit fur walls. Need I say more?

My girlfriends' Dad must have hated that van, but I eventually married her so all is well that ends well.
Right Dad?

[Amber]

I don't know, Rusty somehow threw out his back! Maybe he'll come over here and tell you more.

[Green Mountain Rude Boy]

1967 VW bug …On several occasions throughout the late 70’s - to mid 80’s all over the Champlain Valley while in my teens and early 20‘s. I recall putting the back seat down and tossing in a bean bag chair to give me and my girlfriends more options ...

One of the more hair raising encounters happened while parking in a farmers field off Spear Street extension .. All of a sudden this tall farmer appeared in front of the bug with a double edged axe . I recall reaching for a stick that I kept in my car but my GF grabbed my hand.. The farmer walked over to the drivers side window and cocked his axe back over his shoulder yelling something about us stealing a chainsaw from his barn.. Lucky for me the family GF’s lived adjacent to farmer and she was able to talk him down and he let us go.. it’s a good thing we had our clothes on or it would have been an extra awkward situation. We never parked in that farmers field again.

Then again on several occasions in the early-mid 90’s in Los Angeles with the woman that became my wife . It was a 1985 Dodge Mini Cargo Van ..it’s a bummer the Mrs. thinks we are to old for that stuff now.

[Rusty]

Heh, well, there's not a lot more to tell. Was getting head in the front seat of the Jetta in a church parking lot and at some point threw out my back. It took two or three weeks to heal properly, but was totally worth it.

[Sarah]

my ex's roommate's car..can't remember the model or color

[Wild In Winooski]

The first car I can recall in my high school BF #1, Dave. He always had his mothers van...a blue family van, early 90's maybe. I recall taking out seats for more room, hiding a blanket in the wayyyy back, pressing my feet on the roof of the van & making a dent. Later in high school, BF #2 had a mint colored Mustang (the model that bombed). I would beep the horn when I was rockin' it on top in the drivers seat. I also put a foot through the passenger vent. Then I got my own car, 1988 Mazda 323 red hatchback. I know I got action in it, but nothing superior comes to mind. BF#3 (and one of the best fucks I've ever had to this very day) had a 1991 VW Jetta. The dirty dirty things we would do in that car in the far back woods of St. Albans. After high school it was a long time before I got it on in a car again. So now once in a blue moon I get to fuck in a 2004 OutBack sport. All over the greater burlington area. When I do, all those high school memories come flooding back. The only difference being that I enjoy the leather interior much better.....

[notme]

With my olf black 2001 Grand AM GT Coupe which was always a rather tight squeeze for me and the long legged lustbunny. That car had quite a history when I traded it in!

We used to go behind 180 Flynn all the time. I went down on her in the parking garage on Winooski Ave in the middle of a Saturday afternoon.

She went down on me coming back from Montreal and I pulled over, pulled down her pants & returned the favor about half a mile before the border - until a helpful VTer pulled in behind us to see if we needed help. My gf almost ripped the good samaritan to shreds for his trouble.

Behind a factory in Montpelier near Dairy Creme - with creemes!

In the Burlington (mass) Mall parking lot. That included cunnilingus, toys and lots of contorsionism on her part as things got out of control.

[Big Al]

Dang! I must have been out to lunch! I never had ANY car action!

[Christine]

Ahhhh, the 71 VW bus...now THAT was a vehicle worth having! Our first apartment :-)

[Big Al]

Note to self: Pay more attention to parked cars in Burlington.

[Mike Marion]

Hey... there is another type of motorized love action that should be mentioned... sex on a boat. And sex on boats with cabins doesn't count. I mean sex on small runabouts or your average 12 foot aluminium craft, or a canoe or rowboat. Good times.

[MistressMaeve]

I have to admit, I've never had sex on a boat.

Who wants to be my Captain?

[witheld to protect the innocent]

Wow, fun memories. Well, GF #1 in an old Plymouth valiant and an even older Dodge wagon on back roads, fields, and apple orchard in Chazy... Then one time in a Camaro on an abandoned railroad bed where people went riding dirtbikes. She had on a pleated skirt and it was so hot running my hand up her thigh and discovering no panties. She was 17, so delicious!
A few GFs later, and the best story (told here for the first time). We (me and a gorgeous blonde fresh out of aerobics class) drove my Nissan down to a river along some logging road. I had been down in there in the daytime and it was a rough road but the little car had made it fine. Well, this was 9 at night in the dark and I ended up stuck in some mud. I got out to push while she drove, still half undressed. Headlights come bouncing down the trail and it's... a state trooper k-9 unit 4x4 Blazer. He gets out and shines his flashlight in the car, I think kind of figured out the story line. Anyway, I talked him into towing me out, and as he was putting the chain back into his rig says "This never happened, right?" I still am grateful to him, as she was married and needed to be home that night.
Most recently was making out with a very naked and horny waitress on a sunday afternoon in her truck behind the heavy equipment dealer in Plattsburgh. People driving by on the service road 200 feet away.
Maybe it's the challenge or maybe the thrill of getting caught but sex in vehicles is SO much better sometimes.

[The M Guy]

Although I haven't actually had the chance to do the deal in a car (to my continuing dismay)a two A.M. dry-hump in the front seat of my new (at the time) Suzuki led to some hysterical laughing by the guys at my dealership. Apparently there is a sensor in the seat that activates an airbag warning. When my airbag light refused to go off, and I brought it in for service, the mechanics began to chuckle to themselves. A good friend of mine working asked me "how big was she?" Apparently the only way to throw the sensor off is to put over 350 lbs in the seat. I weigh 155. To this day I swear she couldn't have been that heavy! Good times nonetheless.

[ivorycourtesan]

The best one I can remember was when I was 14 or 15, having sex with my then-boyfriend on top of his step-brother's car (a little blue thing, probably a VW) while we were working as caterer's for the last Phish show in Conventry. We could have been discovered by any of the employees, even though it was nighttime, because we were all living their for three weeks.

Even better was sneaking off when we were supposed to be taking out the garbage at the end of the night to have sex in the "Phish Mobile" which was this large wooden vehicle type-thing that they built for the Phish concert. We got back to the catering tent and our boss (his step-father) made some smart-ass comments, and all the cooks (all men, of course) laughed and made vulgar remarks.