Take Your Licks

Dear Mistress Maeve,

I’m a guy who could use a little help in the oral department — giving, that is. I haven't gone down on too many women, so my confidence level is rather low. (I've never brought a woman to orgasm with my tongue.) I want to please my partner, and I would appreciate any tips you could give me. I think a lot of guys would be interested in hearing what you have to say on the topic.

Thanks,
Tongue Tied

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Dear Tongue Tied,

Vaginas are like fingerprints — no two are alike. Hence, I cannot give you a start-to-finish list of instructions guaranteed to bring your partner to orgasm. I can, however, impart a few tips that most women will appreciate:

1. Ease in.
Generally speaking, consistent clitoral stimulation will bring her to orgasm, but don't go for the gusto right away. Take your time getting acquainted with her thighs and work your way in. Use a flattened tongue to stimulate the entire vulva before going in for more deliberate circular motions on the clitoris.

2. Get into it.
Show your partner you're enjoying yourself by using not only your tongue to please her, but also your lips, nose and face. Just don't get too crazy; women tend to orgasm once a good rhythm is established — switching up the pace mid-race will not get her over the finish line.

3. Give her a hand.
If you can walk and chew gum at the same time, so to speak, I highly recommend using your fingers along with the tongue action— a sure-fire way to put most women over the edge.

Above all else, communicate with your partner. Encourage her to tell you what she likes, then do your best to deliver. Also, look for her non-verbal cues. If she's raising her hips to meet your tongue, moaning, and clutching at the back of your head, you're doing something right.

Taking your licks,
MM

Comments

[dont neglect the bottom]

This advice is not for all, nor first time encounters, butt I have found many women like their anus gently messaged. You can use your tongue or fingers and perhaps light penatration. I have been with several women who would prefer to masterbate and have me stimulate their bottom. Communicate that you are willing to learn and practice, I am sure they will send you in the right direction.

[Big Al]

Of course, there's always the classic alphabet approach in which you lick the alphabet at the magic spot.

[Mistress Maeve]

Oh, Big Al... NO!

Ok, some women may wholeheartedly disagree with me, but if your tongue is going from an A to a B to a C, I'm never gonna get there. Perhaps as a starting point, but that technique will never spell ORGASM for me.

[Big Al]

One really does have to be very specific about these things, doesn't one? For as much as I can speculate on that point of view, I would be inclined to agree with you. I was merely offering something I've heard offered by others as another tool in his arsenal. Clearly, one would never lick the opposition with that alone. BWA HA HA HA!

Gee, does that mean lunch is now out of the question?

[Molly]

I think we should hold a fundraiser to distribute copies of The Joy of Sex and the Guide to Getting it On. Make Burlington the Happiest Place on Earth.