Texts From Last Night

If you're looking to kill a few minutes (or hours), check out Texts From Last Night — a collection of user-submitted funny, dirty, poignant  and generally entertaining text messages. You can view by "Best Nights," "Worst Nights," or even search by area code. The best from the 802?

(802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

Some of my other favorites include:

(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817): You weighed it?

(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

What are your favs? Take a look at the site and report back.

xoxo,
MM

Comments

[Vinny]

You should also check out www.mydrunktexts.com

Same basic premise:

from (970): I woke up and my panties were thumb tacked to his wall. Out of my reach.

[MistressMaeve]

Also, www.fmylife.com -- as in, "Fuck My Life."

Excerpt:

"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"

[The Duggars]

"That Jon and Kate plus 8 guy has ruined Asians for me."

[Rebound]

(909): yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

[Grashopper]

Good. You are like the clit whisperer.

[MistressMaeve]

LOL... I love this site.

[Dave Lawrence]

Besides textsfromlastnight.com and fmylife.com there is also http://mylifeisaverage.com/ as a spoof. All of them give me regular laughs.