From Politics to Playgirl

According to Gawker.com, Levi Johnston (Sarah Pallin's former future son-in-law and Bristol Pallin's baby daddy) is in final negotiations to pose for Playgirl. Speculation about the photo shoot began after Vanity Fair released this promo video for its upcoming October issue featuring the Alaskan lad. At the end of the video, Johnston is heard discussing the Playgirl photo shoot with his manager, Tank Jones. (I can't believe this guy has a manager.)

In the video, Jones warns Johnston that he "can't come in there lacking in the johnson area." As it turns out, Gawker is reporting that Johnston will not be fully nude for the shoot — I guess not all Alaskan men are hung like moose. Bummer.

From the video, two things are evident: Firstly, Johnston and Jones do not know that Playgirl is no longer a printed publication (it's online only). Secondly, they clearly don't realize that only gay men look at Playgirl.

Comments

[Ce.]

Best laugh I've had all day - thank you for posting this! This is like a reality show, only better because it's real! Anyone want to place bets on how long before Levi gets caught in an Argentinian airport men's room with a meth-addicted hooker of indeterminate gender?

[Mike Marion]

I have to respectfully disagree with CE... Levi won't have to travel all the way to Argentina in order to get caught with meth-addicted hooker of indeterminate gender. He'll find that right here in the U.S. of A.

Besides, it's high time we in America put a stop to the outsourcing of jobs to foreign countries!

[Boyflux]

Levi should learn from Peter Steele's Playgirl experience. Don't get me wrong - I think it turned out pretty well for him, on the whole (I want to intend a pun, but I can't bring myself to spell the word incorrectly for the context). In fact, I'm pretty sure Type O Negative would have never gotten their gay fan base without him having done it. Nor would Peter have written a masterpiece like "I like Goils" with tender lyrics such as, "I'm quite flattered that you think I'm cute, but I don't deal well with compacted poop."