"Big" News

I somehow missed this September 16 blog post from the House of LeMay reporting that Vermont ranks 34th out of 51 in the Manhunt penis poll (apparently this contest is run like Ms. America -- 50 states plus the District of Columbia).

According to the study, Vermont men report an average length of 7.16" in length — not bad, considering the national average is somewhere closer to 5.5" (erect, of course). The top prize goes to the men of the Washington D.C., coming in at a whopping 7.59". The least well-endowed state goes to Alaska, but as Amber LeMay points out, you have to consider "shrinkage."

While this pole... errr, poll... is entirely unscientific, it's mighty entertaining. Just one question: What about girth?

MM

Comments

[Casey]

One of the reasons I feel much more of a sense of belonging in DC. ;-)

[Mistress Maeve]

Casey! You beat me to it. I was just going to leave you a snarky comment/link on Twitter.

[Vinny]

Does this measure actual size or were the "pole"-sters just taking their word for it?

[Mistress Maeve]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this was dudes reporting their own sizes -- VERY unscientific.

But, Vinny, aren't you a Leo? Nothing to worry about there...

[Vinny]

I am. Rawr and such.

[Ty]

This poll is all screwed up! How can the national average be 5.5 if the least endowed is Alaska at 6.34? I think my little average guy is happy anyway. It fits them all and makes em happy.

[Mistress Maeve]

TY, you're totally right. It's bunk. But, it's funny.

[native]

We hang lower then that

[Big Al]

I don't know about member size. All I know is once they see me lick my eyebrows, it's all over.

[Ce.]

Well, now we know why it's so expensive to live in DC....

[Big Al]

Yeah, but they lie a LOT in D.C., DON'T they?