The Weekly Post: from Candleblog

This week's post o' the week comes from Bill Simmon at Candleblog. "Pop Quiz" explores the other Christmas wars — the small, psychological battles we fight in the checkout line trenches.

This particular incident involves a customer who's a little too enthusiastic about a mechanical snowman that sings "Frosty" and farts. Writes Bill,

When we thought our torture was finally over and the evil snowman had been silent for several minutes, the bastard, having completed his purchase, walked back to the filthy thing and made it start again before leaving the store with a smug and satisfied look on his face. I hate that man's breathing guts.

I feel you, man.