What Would Mr. Belding Say?

Just when I'd thought I'd seen it all. . .

Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on TV's "Saved By the Bell," has made
his very own porn video. Diamond claims the 40-minute threesome video was
leaked unintentionally, but after this year's Save Screeech's House
campaign, I have to wonder if this is just another scheme to make a quick
buck. Whatever the case may be, my online sources tell me that the tape is
very graphic and at least mildly entertaining. TMZ is reporting that David
Hans Schmidt, famous for peddling Paris Hilton's sex tape, is currently
shopping the Diamond video. With any luck, the DVD will be coming soon to
a living room near you.

My favorite tidbit about this story: the working title of the video is
"Save By the Smell," an apt title -- apparently, Diamond introduces one
of his female partners to the Dirty Sanchez. Screech, you dirty boy!

If A.C. Slater is more your cup of tea, you can check out Mario Lopez's booty shot on Nip/Tuck at Hunk du Jour.