Heads Up

I love giving head. I suppose some people would prefer I use the term fellatio, but I personally prefer when the names of my sex acts don't sound like diseases.  I treat giving head like an Olympic event, like I'm a world-class athlete on a quest to bring home the gold. And why shouldn't I? Going down takes skill, strength, endurance and — if you're doing it right — agility. Furthermore, I am highly competitive; if it's not the best blow job of his life, I'm not satisfied.

All that said, imagine my surprise when I finally found an online guide to giving head that lived up to my Olympic expectations! Babeland.com's online feature "How to Give a Blow Job" is specific without being sterile and humorous without being cutesy.

What do you think? Got any tips you're willing to share?