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Friday, December 15, 2006

What's in a Name?

It's time for a little Friday fun. . .

We all know that porn movies can be cheesy and unrealistic (see evidence in Monday's post). However, I think there's something to be said for adult moviemakers who embrace the cheesiness and take it to a whole new level — namely, moviemakers who title their films after mainstream box office giants.

I came across the Aquasmaxx website, where you'll find a complete A-Z list of amusing rip-off porn titles — great procrastination material for this Friday workday.

Here are my top ten favorites:

1. Frisky Business (Risky Business)
2. Whore of the Rings (Lord of the Rings)
3. Pulp Friction (Pulp Fiction)
4. Snatch Adams (Patch Adams)
5. Raiders of the Lost Arse (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
6. Dude, Where's My Dildo? (Dude, Where's My Car?)
7. Bitanic (Titanic)
8. Bat Dude and Throbin (Batman and Robin)
9. The Poonies (The Goonies)
10. Edward Penishands (Edward Scissorhands)

Enjoy — and have a fun and safe weekend.


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