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Monday, January 15, 2007

Hard to Swallow

Dear Mistress Maeve,

We've heard that certain foods can make semen taste better, making it easier to swallow. Is this true?

-The Terrible Twosome

Dear TTT,

From personal experience, I've learned that consuming lots of strong-tasting foods, like garlic or asparagus, can alter the taste and smell of bodily fluids. So, it stands to reason that other, more
appetizing foods could change the taste of semen, making it more palatable for those who usually abstain from swallowing.

While there's no scientific data regarding food consumption and semen taste, many people believe that citrus fruits, especially pineapple, can make semen taste sweeter. The folks at Don't Spit, Swallow have actually formulated the Super Spunk Smoothie — a recipe they say is full of semen-enhancing ingredients. Give it a try. If nothing else, you'll have fun experimenting.


23280027Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax
seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately.
Repeat daily for best results.

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