Sizing You Up

Dear Mistress Maeve,

I’m 6’2” with big hands and big feet. In fact, everything about me is big, except for one thing — my penis. I guess I’m just cursed. Even though I’m decent looking and have helped many women achieve orgasm during penetration, I’m still concerned about my average size (OK, maybe below average). I have tried to make up for my shortcomings by providing other forms of pleasure, like giving really good oral and working on my stamina. It seems like everything I read says women want a large man. Is my penis size something I should worry about, or am I just being paranoid?

Sincerely,
Strong But Not Long

Dear SBNL,

With all the email spam and advertising touting the next wonder drug to super-size your schlong, it’s no wonder that average-sized guys feel inadequate. But the truth is, when it comes to her orgasm, you should be working those well-hung hands or skilled tongue on her clitoris — not trying to push her over the edge with intercourse.

Some sexual positions are easier if your trouser snake can slither an extra inch or two, but aside from that, you can work with what you’ve got. Besides, I’ve had guys with gigantic members, and let me tell you — the sensation of a hard penis bumping into your cervix is about as pleasant as nails on a chalkboard.

Explore positions that are sure to stroke her G-spot, like doggie-style, her on top or missionary with her ankles on your shoulders — you’ll feel like a buckin’ bronco instead of a miniature pony. And don’t forget — most vaginal nerve endings are found at her opening, so try some shallow strokes to drive her wild.

Bringing her to orgasm is the ultimate destination — how you get there doesn’t matter. Continue to bone up on your oral skills, and, if she’s still looking for girth, reach for a dildo — then you can provide her with whatever size she’s after.

Downsizing,
MM