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Thursday, September 20, 2007

You Can Ring My Bell

Mormons_2 If you haven't seen the Seven Days bathroom, you're truly missing something. The room has hot pink walls, but you might not notice the color due to the unbelievable amount of religious paraphernalia covering nearly every square inch -- everything from little Buddhas to a giant hologram Jesus portrait.

By far, my favorite item in the bathroom has been the 2006 Calendario Romano — a calendar full of hot priests (so taboo). When we rang in 2007, I was sad to see the calendar go, especially because we didn't have anything to take its place. . . until now.

I just came across the Mormons Exposed: Men on a Mission calendar — hot ex-missionaries who used go door-to-door peddling their religion (most on bicycles wearing those ridiculous short sleeved white dress shirts and hideous ties).  The Mormons Exposed MySpace page has this to say: "This project is NOT affiliated with or endorsed by the Mormon church, nor is it intended to shed negative light on the Mormon faith. All models appearing in the calendar are Mormon and have served full-time missions for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints all over the world."

Negative light? Oh, no worries there — the next time a Mormon comes to my door to spread the word, I just might spread something myself.

Here's a peek:

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