Pickup Game

Since answering this week's question about how to flirt and/or get a date, I've had a hankerin' for some good old-fashioned pick up lines. And, lucky me, I happened across Nerve.com's Pickupedia — an "encyclopedia" of pickup lines, neatly arranged in helpful categories like "Nerdy," "Money" and "Lines Involving Conception."

I thought I'd share some of my favorites.

Nerdy:
1. "Hey baby, you must be cesium — cause if you let me get you wet, the reaction will be explosive."
2. "You are my density."

Money:
1. "I'm not really this tall -- I'm just sitting on my wallet."
2. "If I flip a quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?"

Lines Involving Conception:
1. "How do you like your eggs, over-easy or fertilized?"
2. "Wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"

Last, but certainly not least — I found this one under the "Virginity" category:
"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"

Nice.

Do you have any favorite pick up lines? The funnier the better. . .

xoxo,
MM