Found In Winooski

If you've seen Found Magazine, you know how amusing discarded pieces of paper can be.

Last night, while bar hopping in Winooski, my friends and I came across this gem. It's one part bar pick-up, one part sixth grade. In case you can't read it, it says:

Knock
Knock

Can I take U outta here

Check

Yes        No         Maybe

Let's hope the action was a little better than the adolescent fumblings of this come-on note.

If the pursuer or the pursued happens to be reading this blog, drop a comment and let me know how it was.

MM