Breaking news: Gorillas perform boring sex act.

Just in time for Valentine's Day, researchers have released the first-ever photos of gorillas doing it missionary style. The two animals caught in the act were George and Leah (one of George's four girlfriends). Apparently gorillas don't usually do it face-to-face, but researchers said, "Leah was lying on the ground and George was looking into Leah's eyes."

And here I thought gorillas were highly-evolved.

(Forgive the snark, but it is Valentine's Day, after all.)

Gas station roses,
MM