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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Sweet Thang

At the office today, a delivery man dropped off a big box for a male coworker. It was from and was clearly a Valentine's Day gift, so — naturally — all the womenfolk in the office gathered around and demanded he open it on the spot (and in front of an audience).

First we saw a flowerpot with chocolate chip cookies fashioned on sticks to look like flowers.

Then we saw a little heart balloon sticking out of the pot.

Then a card that read, "Wanna Make Out?"

Then we saw a plastic beaker-looking thing filled with yellow liquid that read: Sex Shot. Drink 15 minutes prior to romantic interlude for more stamina and endurance.

Needless to say, that was the most entertaining thing that happened at work today. I'm sure those two will have a great V-Day, all hopped up on sugar and Sex Shots. And it was a creative, out-of-the-ordinary gift.

What are you getting for your Valentine? And don't give me any of that "Nothing. Valentine's Day is a manufactured holiday that doesn't have anything to do with love" crap.  Believe me, I'm the first to hate on V-Day, but everyone wants something sweet from the person they're sweet on. . .


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