Fair Warning

Have you seen the commercials for the birth control pills that allow women to have their periods only a handful of times per year? When I first heard of these new products a couple years ago, it made me uncomfortable. I guess I felt like it was "unnatural" or something. But, here I am, two years later. . . and I haven't had my period in three months per my doctor's orders.

I have to say, it's been awesome.

But, as I ready myself for my first period in three months, I'm hoping — for the sake of everyone around me — that it doesn't turn out like this: