Say What?
While having (several) martinis with a girlfriend last night, she commented on the first time she ever licked a guy's balls. She said: "I don't know where I got the balls to do it, but I loved it because it drove him nuts."
Ah, I love a good pun — or two. The best part, of course, was that she had no idea how punny she was.
Cheers,
MM