Albany's Times Union reports that a man who "disrupted" the 2008 Saratoga High School graduation ceremony by running across the stage in a 6-foot penis costume will have to make public apologies, perform 24 hours of community service and pay $95 in court fees as part of his plea deal.

That's a high price to pay just for being a dick. (Oh, c'mon — you think of a better joke.)

Of course, it's on YouTube.