Not even "remotely" hot.

Do you know what the most germ-ridden item in a hotel room is? According to a travel segment I saw on morning television ages ago, it's the remote control. That piece of information has stayed with me — I always wipe down the remote with hand sanitizer before ordering up my pay-per-view porn. 

So, imagine my shock and horror when I watched this video (via Fleshbot) that shows a sexy blond LICKING everything — including the remote — in an Extended Stay America hotel room. The video is sort of work friendly — as long as you don't mind your coworkers catching you watching a girl lick a toilet bowl. Ew.

So, my question is: Is this video sanctioned by Extended Stay America?

The Internet sure is a weird place.

xoxo,
MM