Beach Blanket Bingo

Consider this: You're at the beach and meet the girl of your dreams. The sun is beating down on you, the sexual tension is mounting as you soak up the rays together. You're flirting and eying one another as the sweat glistens on your hot bodies. When you both can't take it any longer, she pulls you away to a secret spot on the beach where you won't be discovered. You're making out, she's ripping off your beach gear. Arousal escalating, you pull her bikini bottoms down to reveal... a dyed blonde bush with a blue dolphin stenciled onto it.

It could happen.

(Warning: Site contains the most annoying music ever, but it's work friendly. Via Naked City.)