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Don't know how to say "take a hike" to a suitor who doesn't measure up? Try sending him or her a note card that says, "No thanks. . . I have a vibrator" from Nastee Notes.

With messages like "Shut The F Up," "Thank you for bringing stupidity to a new level," and "1-800-YOU-NEED-HELP," Nastee Notes creator Vanessa Cavaco is finally providing the masses with greeting cards that more accurately describe our feelings for friends and family.

My favorite Nastee Note? "I love balls." Now that's classy.

Shop Nastee Notes here. (Via Boinkology.)

xoxo
MM

PS... Yes, the cards are bedazzled, but it's a Swarovski crystal. Fancy.