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Monday, November 10, 2008

Palin's next gig? is reporting that Sarah Palin received her first public job offer after last week's failure to snag the vice presidential seat — 2 million dollars to star in an upcoming Cezar Capone porno.

You may know Capone from his other directorial works, "M.I.L.F School" and "Big Dicks, Petite Chicks." In an open letter to Palin on his website, Capone outlines the premise of the film, saying it would be about a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world - the most desirable woman over 40."

And what about Todd? Capone promises Mr. Palin a co-starring role in the film to the tune of $100,000 — and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile. Sweet!

No word from Palin's camp yet, but I figure if she doesn't land a talk show host gig, she might be Capone's new starlet.

Happy Monday,

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