Culinary Delights

With the holidays — uhh, coming — I have a fab gift idea for the culinary artists on your list: Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes. No, I'm not joking. From what I can tell, this is an honest-to-goodness collection of recipes featuring savory dishes like Tuna Sashimi with Dipping Sauce, Creamy Cum Crepes and Man Made Oysters.

You can get your own copy from a site called Lulu, where writers can publish their own paperbacks. It appears these books are made to order (ahem), and it takes 3-5 days to print — still plenty of time to get it shipped for your holiday feast.

Tastefully yours,
MM