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Monday, January 19, 2009


Two of my best friends moved to New York City last year and have been trying to seduce me into moving there ever since. After a week of subzero temperatures, they may have finally found the one thing that could get me to leave Vermont — sex toy home delivery.  When temperatures hit -26 degrees, wouldn't it be nice to have a brand new vibe delivered to your front door?

That's right, if you live in New York City (or Seattle), Babeland will deliver all kinds of toys to your home, hotel room, office, etc. Babeland says "Just give our store a call to place your order, and for a delivery fee of $30, we will have your toys delivered to your home or business within three hours." Sure, you can have sex toys overnighted  — but sometimes you need it sooner than that, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Luckily, temperatures are on the rise here in Vermont — so it looks like my friends will have to find a new way to lure me to the big city.


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