Bad Celebrity Sex Dreams

Last week, I Twittered about my bizarre sex dream featuring me straddling Kevin Costner as he slowly morphed into Jeff Daniels. I didn't watch The Bodyguard and Dumb and Dumber back-to-back, so WTF?

My tweet prompted a friend to share her recent bad celebrity sex dream about Tim Curry — not the hot, androgynous Frank-N-Furter Tim Curry, but the older, fatter Tim Curry. I couldn't get her to divulge many details, only that the dream also included a slab of ham and crushed up Cracker Jacks. Freaky deaky.

What about you? Tell me about your most memorable bad celebrity sex dream. You can comment anonymously, just make a name and skip the other fields.

Dreamy,
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