Saw That Comin'

Here's a tip: If you want to make a more powerful sex toy, DO NOT attach it to the end of a high-powered saber saw. Mmmkay?

NBC is reporting that a 27-year-old Maryland woman landed in the hospital early Sunday morning after sustaining injuries from a home-modified sex toy. The man who called 911 said he had placed the toy over a saw blade, and the woman was injured when the blade cut through the plastic toy and made contact with her body. The woman was airlifted to the hospital but was released Monday morning to recover at home.

The wounded woman spoke with the sheriff's office and told them the act was consensual.

Hope your weekend is exciting — but not as exciting as hers.
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