Texts From Last Night

If you're looking to kill a few minutes (or hours), check out Texts From Last Night — a collection of user-submitted funny, dirty, poignant  and generally entertaining text messages. You can view by "Best Nights," "Worst Nights," or even search by area code. The best from the 802?

(802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

Some of my other favorites include:

(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817): You weighed it?

(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

What are your favs? Take a look at the site and report back.

xoxo,
MM