Cheetah Woods

I was asked twice yesterday why I haven't commented on the Tiger Woods scandal. Frankly, the topic bores me — and pisses me off. Men who have money and power cheat on their wives. Okay, not all of them — but for those who do, why do we give them so much attention? People are up in arms because Tiger Woods was supposed to be this shining example for monogamy and fatherhood. Please. The media painted him with a hero's stroke, and now they'll burn him at the putter just as easily. I'm a pretty open-minded person, with a lot of patience for people who have commitment and/or relationship issues — but I have absolutely no tolerance for cheating.

Alas, I realize some of you readers might be curious about Tiger's indiscretions. To quench your desire for details, here's Gawker's "The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline."