Spork! An Erotic Love Story

Last weekend, I popped some popcorn and invited some of my favorite gays over to watch the 2009 version of Star Trek. Starring hotties like Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban and Eric Bana, it's pretty much every gay geek's wet dream. Or, it would be, if all the male characters would stop chasing after chicks and start beaming into each others' beds.

Apparently my friends and I are not the only ones who think Kirk and Spock should screw at warp speed. A friend sent me this YouTube video called Spork! An Erotic Love Story. The words are taken from Alan Dean Foster's "Star Trek" audiobook (read by Zachary Quinto) and spliced together to describe a very hot encounter between the two main characters.

Enjoy! But, be careful, this clip is definitely not safe for work.