Stocking Stuffers

If you're looking to give a gift that's more naughty than nice this year, check out my picks for insertable toys. You can stuff them in stockings -- or anyplace else you desire. Obviously, the links below may not be suitable for viewing at work.

Leo
A fairly standard silicone dildo, measuring 7-1/8 inches long by 1-1/2 inches wide. Leo also suctions to smooth surfaces, and you can upgrade to the vibrating Leo kit for that extra holiday buzz.

Babeland.com says, "It could be its perfect size—just a tiny bit bigger than most, or the pleasing shape—realistic but not too realistic."

MM says, "As far as an everyday dildo goes, the Leo is perfect -- no bells and whistles, just a well-made, perfectly-shaped insertable to please most any user. Plus, it can be worn with a harness for some added fun."

Tristan Plug
A highly-rated butt plug, the Tristan is named after its creator, Tristan Taormino -- the queen of ass play. This silicone plug measures 3-1/4 inches in length by 1-1/2 inches in width.

PuckerUp.com says, "Thanks to the long neck, the bulbous head, and the two concave cut-outs off the base, it slides easily in past the sphincter muscles and fits nicely between your cheeks!"

MM says, "Tristan Taormino is the ass master, and you should accept no substitutes. You might even pick up a copy of her book, The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women (my personal ass bible).

njoy Pure Wand
This unconventional toy is made of medical-grade stainless steel and curves for max pleasure. It measures 11 inches in length (curved) by 1-1/2 wide at the most bulbous end.

PinkCherry.com says, "This deliciously curved tool doubles as a prostate massager and a G-spot stimulator, and it's a star at both."

MM says, "The sexiest part of using the Pure Wand is removing it from the body. The once ice-cold steel feels almost hot to the touch, warmed to the temperature inside the body — the heat combined with the weight of the toy is a sensation-slut's wet dream." (Read the full review here.)

Happy gift giving,
MM