Jersey Porn

Over my nice, long winter break, while others were debating whether to call this year "twenty-ten" or "two-thousand-ten," I was busy with more important matters — like, catching up on episodes of MTV's "Jersey Shore."

If you haven't caught this pop culture phenomenon yet, MTV threw seven self-proclaimed "Guidos" and "Guidettes" into a house on the infamous Jersey shore and let the cameras roll. I was unfamiliar with this subculture of hair gel, fake tans and fist pumping, but now I can't seem to get enough of the action — and neither can the Jersey roommates. Sex abounds with a rooftop hot tub and roomies hooking up with one another. With nicknames like "Snooki," "The Situation" and "Sweetheart," I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone thought to make a porno spoof about the "Jersey Shore" gang. And who better to make the film but Taryn Thomas, a Jersey-born porn star once voted "Dirtiest Girl in Porn."

Fleshbot.com posted side-by-side photos of the real "Jersey Shore" cast members next to the porn stars who will play them in Thomas's upcoming Jersey Shore XXX. Have a look at the casting here and let me know what you think, but please know this link is NOT okay for viewing at work.

Line I'd most like to hear in Thomas's upcoming flick? "How's that for fist pumpin'?"

xoxo,
MM