Pipe Dream

Finally, the weekend has arrived — and I can't wait to let my hair down. Whatever your naughty plans are for this weekend, please try not to do anything as stupid as the guy in Hampshire, United Kingdom who hit headlines yesterday. The Sun is reporting that a 40-something-year-old man had to call authorities after getting his shlong stuck in a steel pipe. Physicians from Southampton General Hospital could not free the captive member, so they called in the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service to free the man using a METAL GRINDER. Agh!

And you thought sticking your tongue to a frozen pipe was a bad idea...

Have a fun and safe weekend,
MM