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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

iLust

As if I wasn't turned on enough just by watching the promo videos for Apple's new iPhone, now Iphone Digital Playground has announced porn downloads specially formatted for the iPhone's screen. DP is teaming up with Adult DVD Empire to immediately offer 158 full-length movie trailers for free — not a bad marketing scheme, considering Apple's Steve Jobs estimates they'll sell 10 million iPhones over the next year. You can check out all the news at Digital Playground here, but be careful — this site might be a little racy for the workplace.

I guess those of us in Vermont will have to wait to watch our porn on the iPhone, since we're the only state without any access to AT&T Wireless, formerly Cingular (the exclusive carrier of the iPhone). Guess I'll just have to get my porn the old-fashioned way (again, link not suitable for cubicle viewing).

Monday, June 25, 2007

The Future of Phone Sex

Since sex and music go together like giant butt plugs and lube, you should also be reading Solid State — the Seven Days music blog written by our new Music Editor, Dan Bolles. His most recent post tickled my perverted funny bone enough to share it with you, my pervy playmates. Apparently Dan went to high school here in Vermont with a member of the budding comedy duo, The Stuckey and Murray Comedy Empire. Dan shares this Stuckey and Murray video on his blog (and I'm stealing it just for you).

Monday, April 23, 2007

Bitchy Jones's Diary

Picture_3_3 I stumbled across a new blog two weeks ago and have been hooked ever since. With a name like "Bitchy Jones's Diary," how could it not hook you?

Bitchy Jones calls herself a "real person," who also happens to be a femdom (a female dominant in the bdsm world). I find Bitchy Jones a joy to read — she's not full of herself, nor does she put on an amateurish kinky sideshow like many other femdom bloggers. Bitchy is candid, almost to a fault, and deliciously self-deprecating — imagine Sandra Bullock or Meg Ryan doing a monologue about flogging.

The excerpt below is from her entry entitled What it Feels Like to Hurt a Man Until it Makes You Have an Orgasm (see, she doesn't pull any punches). If you're curious about bdsm and what makes a domme tick, it's a good read. Bitchy represents only a small snippet of the many kinks and bdsm avenues available to us, but even so, it's a good introduction to the world of kink (and a good reminder for some of us who've lived in Vermont perhaps a little too long).

Enjoy!

I often put clamps on him now and if he doesn’t scream really fucking loud, I take them off and put them on him again. And that’s really painful. And this is the first point where I might feel a bit droppy. Sometimes it’s like a lonely feeling. It’s lonely at the top. A dark homesickness. There'll be a scream that thuds hard right into my cunt and something like remorse will break over me. Like waking up from a dream of doing something terrible. And sometimes I’ll pause for so long that I’ll find him frowning at me, like, why have you stopped?

So I pull myself together and carry on because I’m driving and we’ve both got somewhere to go. So I snuggle back into the cozy blanket of my arousal by finding a quick sharp way to hurt him. Face slapping is good – but there is no way I’m doing that if we haven’t talked about it because I am far too much of a primadonna to give up my position as the most emotionally traumatised person in the room. But we move on somehow. And on to something nice. Read on. . .

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Facettes de la Petite Mort

Pulling in billions of dollars annually, the online porn industry is booming. You can surf the Internet and find whatever kind of porn you like — from girl-on-girl to golden showers. But what if you prefer something more subtle and erotic? It can be overwhelming and discouraging to sift through all the hardcore sites to find something more soft and intimate.

BeautifulAgony.com is a different breed of adult site — and my new obsession. Noticing a severe lack of true erotica on the Web, Richard Lawrence and Lauren Olney created Beautiful Agony in 2003 with the help of a few willing friends. The site features hundreds of homemade videos of men and women masturbating, but you can only see them from the shoulders up — as the site creators say, "That's where people are truly naked."

Personally, I find the facial expressions, heavy breathing and orgasmic straining of the participants truly erotic. Many of the subjects will look directly into the camera positioned overhead as they work themselves into orgasm, giving viewers a sense of raw intimacy generally only found behind closed doors. The participants cross many races and orientations — and many of them also provide more candid, fully-clothed interviews, further adding to the intimacy of the site. My only gripe — the site doesn't feature a diverse range of ages. Perhaps middle-aged and older folks are too smart to plaster their O-face on the Net?

If you're not a fan of standard Internet porn fare, or if you're looking for something new, watch the preview videos below. They're not too racy, but if you're at work, you may want to put headphones on.







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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Heads Up

I love giving head. I suppose some people would prefer I use the term fellatio, but I personally prefer when the names of my sex acts don't sound like diseases.  I treat giving head like an Olympic event, like I'm a world-class athlete on a quest to bring home the gold. And why shouldn't I? Going down takes skill, strength, endurance and — if you're doing it right — agility. Furthermore, I am highly competitive; if it's not the best blow job of his life, I'm not satisfied.

All that said, imagine my surprise when I finally found an online guide to giving head that lived up to my Olympic expectations! Babeland.com's online feature "How to Give a Blow Job" is specific without being sterile and humorous without being cutesy.

What do you think? Got any tips you're willing to share?

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Mid-week Crisis

Need a little pick-me-up to get you to the weekend? Why not go to iTunes and download a free, sexy podcast? While searching iTunes recently, I was astonished to find so many regular people sharing their sex secrets and erotic writing. The best part is, as long as you have headphones, you can indulge at work – or any number of inappropriate places.

Now, I wouldn’t want you to feel overwhelmed by the sheer volume of sexy podcasts, so here are some recommendations for beginners:

Trollop with a Laptop: hetero erotica, bdsm theme (nothing too heavy)

Nameless Erotica: lesbian erotica, very poetic

Gay Sexcapades: gay erotica, first-hand stories

Enjoy, and if you discover other podcasts you like, please share by leaving a comment!

*Reminder: Don't miss tonight's Girls Night Out — A Passion Party presented by Seven Days. You still have time to RSVP!

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