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July 24, 2013

Totally Looks Like: Vermont Politics Edition

We interrupt our mostly serious political coverage to bring you this totally ridiculous waste of time.

One of my favorite sites on the World Wide Web is TotallyLooksLike.com, run by the good folks at ICanHasCheezburger. The premise is simple: "Stuff that looks like other stuff." Pair 'em up, and have a good laugh.

Here at Off Message, we couldn't help but notice that a lot of Vermont politicos look like other people. Or stuff. And with Google's help, we found the matches. So, without further ado, we present "Totally Looks Like: Vermont Politics Edition."

 Congressman Peter Welch (D-VT) totally looks like former congressman Chris Shays (R-CT).

Welch Shays

Gov. Peter Shumlin in profile totally looks like this shark fin:

Shumlin Shark Fin

Lobbyist Guy Page totally looks like Major Arnold Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Page Raiders

Former Seven Days columnist Shay Totten totally looks like Cousin Oliver from "The Brady Bunch."

Shay Cousin Oliver

Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger totally looks like Perry Farrell (props to Leif Tillotson for that one).

Miro Perry

Burlington mayoral chief of staff Mike Kanarick totally looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

Kanarick Neuman

Secretary of State Jim Condos totally looks like this produce manager.

Condos - Produce manager

Seven Days columnist Paul Heintz totally looks like author David Foster Wallace.

Heintz Foster Wallace

Burlington lawyer Peter B. Kunin totally looks like Billy Crystal. (Sorry, Peter. You set me up.)

Kunin Crystal

Sen. Bernie Sanders totally looks like Doc Brown.

Bernie Doc Brown

Gubernatorial chief of staff Liz Miller totally looks like Natalie Portman.

Miller Portman

State Sen. Diane Snelling totally looks like a cat with glasses.

Snelling Cat

"Charlie + Ernie + Lisa!" cohost Charlie Papillo totally looks like Prof. Snape.

Charlie Snape

Seven Days columnist Paul Heintz totally looks like this painting of Jesus.

Heintz Jesus

Seven Days news editor Andy Bromage totally looks like the Heady Topper guy.

Bromage Heady

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