More Fun with "The Onion"

Last month, I posted a collection of links to funny food articles on "The Onion." Now that I've added the funny paper to my RSS feed, I've located a bunch more. Enjoy!

1) New Fig Newton's Ad Preys on Inherent Human Weakness
2) Fancy Man Enjoys Tea
3) As An Upper-Class Gourmand, I Will Settle for Nothing Less Than the Luxury of Ritz-Brand Snack Crackers
4) Double Stuf Oreos Could Raise Tolerance To Stuff
5) My God, What Passes For Crunch-Tastic These Days
6) Yacht Club Regatta Marred by Tragic Undergrilling of Mahi Mahi
7) I've Got a New Soup that Will Knock Campbell's on Its Ass