Resistance = Futile.

This should increase my hits by at least 75%.

It's pretty lame to link to a PitchforkMedia news blurb when anyone who reads my blog has likely already seen it.

But I can't help it when the headline screams, "Scarlett Johansson Recording Tom Waits Covers Album."

Scar-Jo is officially over-exposed. But I did enjoy her, umm, spread in this month's Esquire. Hey, it's a free subscription, OK?

Say, did you somehow miss this earlier post? Trust, me it's worth it.

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[jay]

I heard she drank chamomille tea with lemon, honey, turpentine & razor blades to warm up her voice before recording.

[Neil]

I feel like the title of that article should be Withered Old Man Gets Raging Boner.

That's so embarrassing for the both of them. Well, I guess less for SJ. I used to think she was kinda cool, til it became clear she was basically crafting her public image to be a sexpot for older dudes. Crreeeepy. And what the fuck: can't there be any talented young actress these days that can be confident in the quality of their work alone who won't stab their own grandma for a magazine pictorial as mayor of Ho-town? I wish Scarlett would get those tits out of my face already, I'm fucking sick of em. Give me Jena Malone or Zooey Deschanel any day.

[theleduo]

While I would NEVER go so far as to say "I wish Scarlett would get those tits out of my face already", I do LOVE Jena Malone and Zooey Deschanel. Good taste...

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[Milf Crusier]

ELEVEN Carlisle women have stripped off to raise cash for families hit by the crash of the Farepak hamper firm.